Sir Real Eye

Sir Real Eye

If it’s been a while since you’ve had a really fun poke, Sir Real Eye is the app for the job.

Sir Real Eye is so realistic, so freaky and so insanely infectious, the programmers are actually in therapy.

Finally, an eye app as entertainingly slick as it is groundbreaking!

The eye-popping graphics incorporate Hi Def Video footage, stellar 3D mapping technology, super-realistic eye movement via Apple’s accelerometer and stunning visual effects so intense you won’t believe your eye.

Sir Real Eye is not only completely interactive it’s fully customizable!

Built-in recording functionality makes YOUR VOICE the star of the show! With 8 customizable sounds including, poke responses, sleeping, wake up and after-poke endings, you’ll have hours of fun creating your own responses to every painful poke, gauge, tug and pull you can throw at Sir Real Eye.

Multiple pokes make Sir Real Eye go from glamourous to grotesque with graphic endings that will have you in stitches! (Or make you want to turn a blind eye…)

Tilt to look up, look down, look all around. A gentle shake will make Sir Real Eye give a flirtatious wink to a stranger. Make him squint with a touch to let people know he’s keeping an eye on them. Pull down on his lid for a closer look at his freakish eye ball. Or just place him on your desk or night-stand and let him keep an eye out for you.

Customization includes:

1) Six different eyes to choose from – each with their own unique poke infections – Sir Real Eye even does The Terminator!
2) Eight Unique Recording sounds to fully customize Sir Real Eye and Restore Function to revert to original sounds
3) Nine Graphic Payoffs – pick a gory ending or just choose Random Ending and be surprised (Future updates include more endings – contact us for sick suggestions)
4) Reverse Controls to have Sir Real Eye follow you, or follow your command
5) Sleep Timer – Set the time for Sir Real Eye to get drowsy and fall asleep
6) Linear or Random Poke Sounds – Create your own poke story or just be surprised
7) Auto Center Timer for customizable eye movement

The eye’s have it. Sir Real Eye is the most compelling, realistic, freaky, disturbingly gross eye-app available. And for a ridiculously low introductory price this kind of value is simply laughable. But remember what Mom used to say, “It’s only funny till someone loses an eye!”

NOTE: iPod Touch users require External mic for custom sound recordings.